Last Updated on August 8, 2024
Is there a better way to express your love for Bitcoin than donning a Bitcoin hoodie?
Wearing Bitcoin merch is definitely a conversation starter and an opportunity to orange pill your friends and family.
It’s probably not a good idea if you want to keep the fact that you are stacking on the down low.
But if you are loud and proud about Bitcoin and everyone knows your love for the orange coin anyway, then you might as well wear your heart on your sleeve.
Here are my favourite 16 Bitcoin hoodies from around the web.
Personally, I love minimalist clothing but I have included a few loud options and a quite few good conversation starters.
Minimalist
I love these hoodies because they are classic and understated.
They are just different variations of the Bitcoin logo.
Nothing flashy but they do the job.
Bitcoin Symbol – Crypto Goodies
This hoodie is classic black with a minimalist B logo on the left breast.
Classy and understated.
Bitcoin Logo – Crypto Wardrobe
Another minimalist option with a plain hoodie with just the Bitcoin logo across the chest.
Available in a range of colours.
Nakamoto State University – Fomo 21
A play on the classic college hoodie.
Many people won’t even notice the Bitcoin logo but those that do will surely ask a few questions.
Is Nakamoto State University even real?
Plan B – Amazon
A plain hoodie in a range of colours with a distressed “Plan B” logo.
I particularly like the white.
Distressed Bitcoin Logo – Amazon
A plain hoodie in a range of colours with a distressed Bitcoin logo.
Loud
These are hoodies that I would never wear myself. My wardrobe is filled with plain neutral coloured clothing. You just aren’t going to see me wearing anything that draws attention to myself.
Nevertheless, I think these Bitcoin hoodies are pretty cool.
HODL – Fomo 21
A classic hoodie with a giant HODL across the front with the Bitcoin logo.
Bitcoin Piggy Bank – Amazon
A black hoodie with a cartoon piggy bank. Tell the world that you like to save in Bitcoin.
Zero F**ks Given – Bitcoin Gear
Loud and proud in black or white, this hoodie makes a statement.
Conversation Starters
These hoodies make a statement. And they also ask a question.
If you want to talk Bitcoin to friends, family and probably random members of the public then these are the options for you.
Ask Me What Happened in 1971 – Bitcoin Gear
This hoodie doesn’t even mention Bitcoin. It just asks a question that most normies have no idea about. If they have the time to listen you can start with the gold standard and end with “buy Bitcoin.”
Infinity Over 21 Million – Bitcoin Gear
This hoodie also makes no mention of Bitcoin. But it gives an equation that Bitcoiners know all about but that normies will not have a clue about.
End the Fed – Bitcoin Gear
Taking a Bitcoin wrecking ball to the Federal Reserve. “End the Fed” has become a bit more mainstream, but what has Bitcoin got to do with it? Lot’s of good orange pilling conversation to be had with this one.
Fix The Money, Fix The World – Bitcoin Gear
Arguably the most famous Bitcoin quote on a hoodie. This will prompt lots of good questions like “What’s wrong with the money?” and “How will Bitcoin fix this?”
Addicted to Bitcoin – Crypto Wardrobe
A little bit controversial for those who don’t understand. This hoodie displays Bitcoin as a literal orange pill.
Bitcoiner – Fomo 21
This hoodie demonstrates the Bitcoin exists outside the political spectrum and will draw queries from your liberal and conservative friends and acquaintances.
Evolution of Money – Fomo 21
Demonstrating the progression from shells to Bitcoin, this hoodie clearly shows that fiat is not the final state of money and Bitcoin is the end point. Sure to generate some discussion from those who still think of Bitcoin as some fringe project doomed to fail.
I Told You So – Fomo 21
Probably the most provocative of all. This one is good if you have been talking about Bitcoin for a long time and nobody has been taking you seriously. A good one for when hyperbitcoinization has been achieved and no one can no longer deny it.
Conclusion
Whether you want minimalist, provocative or thought provoking there is a Bitcoin hoodie for you.
It might not make you Max Keiser in all his orange finery but it will make a statement and open up some interesting orange pill conversations.
